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My attending found this on Yahoo! News today.

Apparently, " Masturbating Lowers Prostate Cancer Risk." It states that you should masturbate at least 5 times a week. Now, given the likelihood that most men underreport just exactly how much they masturbate, do you think this really means 5 times a day, or maybe 50 times a week?

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