the (future) evil resident

featuring tips and tricks for the medical student doing clinical rotations
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Overheard:

1st MS3: What do you call a student who pimps another student?

2nd MS3: What?

1st MS3: An asshole

That's right folks. MS rule #9: Never pimp anyone at your level. Especially never pimp anyone at a level above you. (Med students, beware of asking your residents random questions!)

MS rule #10: Never answer a question with another question.

MS rule #11: Suck it up.

There was going to be more, but, shit, I give up for now.

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