From today.maganda.org:

...in order for The Vibe to work, you can't actually want people to come here now. you must give neither a flying fig nor a rat's ass if they do. in fact, you have to want them to stay away because you are so tired of everything and you have trouble trusting anyone and you just can't be bothered right now...

Finally, independent corroboration of my mad ideas. Of course, short of brain damage, I don't know how to achieve this state of bliss. Why can't I set my heart on a possible thing?