the (future) evil resident

featuring tips and tricks for the medical student doing clinical rotations
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PGY1: The patient got Staph?
PGY3: No, the patient go stabbed.

PGY3: Don't they use cocaine to stop nosebleeds?
ATTENDING: Well, I wouldn't recommend it for babies.

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