Piss and Vinegar (I Am the Anonymous
Coward)
Sat, Apr 14, 2001 05:35PM -0600
I've found myself railing against everything that bugs me in the
world today. I posted a whole bunch of crap on Slashdot as an Anonymous Coward on the
posting about the Free Speech Movement at Berkeley [
Slashdot post][Archive at Cal]. I
guess I'll always have a soft spot for my alma mater. And because
I've been talking with my sister about this a lot, I've begun to
see correlations with the current movement to try to reinstate
affirmative action on the UC campuses. Who knows what sort of
crisis the Regents might precipitate this time? All I know is that
they should be grateful that the protest at Royce Hall was nowhere
near like the protests on Sproul Plaza three decades ago.
On to less weighty matters, I've also been pondering
Macintoshes, and Apple in
general. They released Darwin
yesterday for the x86 platform. (That's the "PC" to all you
Macheads.) It seems really counter to the trend of Apple's
closed-hardware policy (which has had the side-effect of preventing
many Mac afficianados from appreciating the separation of hardware
and software).
<rant> I guess I've gotten pretty tired of the elitism of
the Mac crowd. It really made me sick when they co-opted all these
icons of the counterculture in order to market their product. The
Mac is supposed to make you different. Even better. Just because
you own it?!?!
I remember having endless debates with my college roommate--he
was an unrepentant Machead, and I had been brainwashed to believe
in Wintel. Well, now that I'm a raving Linux zealot, I still think
some of my arguments hold water.
Macintoshes are expensive. Cheapest Mac system I've seen
is about $999. Cheapest x86 machine I've seen is $299. I don't care
if you feel like a persecuted minority--you actually paid
membership to be part of this exclusive club. And if you can't
migrate from the Macintosh because you'll lose your sense of
superiority, you need serious help.
But I guess what irritates me the most is when Mac users refer
to Wintel as the "PC" platform. As if Macintoshes weren't personal
computers. What in the hell are they, then? Now that I've gone
apostate from the Church of Bill, I too decry the horrificness of
Winblows, but I think the x86 way is true freedom.
Note that Intel is no longer
uncontested in it's own home turf--witness the emergence of
AMD. And you can buy hardware from
whoever you want to. Mix and match. Fuck elitism.
Sure, the x86 is inferior to every modern architecture around,
saddled with legacy features from over two decades ago, but this is
freedom of choice we're talking about. The decoupling of the OS
from the architecture for machines that you and I can afford.
Possibly the very thing that allowed the Open Source Movement to take
off.
So while I do admire MacOS and it's eye-candirifficness and
Apple's technological superiority and the burgeoning creative
community it has allowed to flourish, I cannot stomach the
elitism.
Open Everything.„¢
</rant>
Finally, I want to rant briefly about those stupid essentialist
lists of "Filipino" or "Filipino-American" characteristics. Do we
really need these? What the hell is the point? Maybe if they
actually did provide insight into the psyche of someone who is part
of a post-post-post-colonial global culture. Instead, they're just
empty stereotypes that might be funny once (Have you ever eaten
dog?), but get stale really fast. In fact they're really pissing me
off these days. And they even perpetuate some uncalled-for
prejudices. (Like all Ilocanos are cheap bastards and all Visayans
are full of shit. What's the point of that?)
So there. The world sucks and is filled with ugly stupid people.
I hope they all nuke each other.
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