the (future) evil resident

featuring tips and tricks for the medical student doing clinical rotations
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Overheard

Attending: What the hell does a 7 mean? Does anyone even really use that?

Nurse: What, the Bishop Score? I think they do. Not that a 4 has ever stopped anyone from getting Pit'ed.

Secretary: Bishop Score? Who the hell is this Bishop guy anyway? Well, I can tell you one thing. This Bishop ain't doing any scoring on this floor.

Attending: Yeah, he'd be trying to score on the Peds [Pediatrics] floor.
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